If the Concrete's Too Heavy

Then bring your gnome on your t-shirt! This is a my favorite. I've been slack taking the gnome on travels lately - but he's been there in spirit with me. I'm in the market for a girlfriend for the ole man.

The Stalker Returns...

WHO IS THIS?! Every time I turn around, my stalker shows up. This is really getting out of hand.

Just another Saturday in Delray

Worked on my tan last weekend, but I didn't go in the water. There were jellyfish all about! Ouch...that's death for little guys like me.

New Number

Well, I'm really starting to get out more lately, so I had to get a cell phone finally. I know, I know...I always said I wouldn't do it. You can reach me at 555-GO-GNOME.

I'm being stalked!

I don't know who this guy is, but he kept following me over the weekend...I mean, I'm just trying to look for a new house and he just keeps bothering me. So weird.

One of my Favorite Spots

Just hanging out under a palm tree! If I go somewhere else, I'll let you know. I was in SC a couple of weeks ago, and I thought I was going to stay, but then I ended up back in Florida. Either way, it's always fun traveling, which is what this blog is all about: my travels.